dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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