the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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