i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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