Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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