he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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