Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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