Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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