Please don't use social media to get back at me.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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