I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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