Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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