everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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