We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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