So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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