Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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