He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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