What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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