i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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