i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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