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I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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