This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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