can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
