I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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