Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
