He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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