i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
he shaved USA in his pubs
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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