drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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