Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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