Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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