I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I need a burrito and a hug.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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