Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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