White coat. Heels.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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