Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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