i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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