i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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