That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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