Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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