his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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