He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
