it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm going to jail i love you
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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