What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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