FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
