How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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