Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
