why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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