Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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