Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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