ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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