Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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