Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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