# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I will pee on everything he values.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
ok first of all what the fuck
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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