Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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