Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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