Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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