you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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